This made me so uncomfortable.
this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it
- kid: dad whats a 69
- dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
via will follow for food.
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .